Welcome back, gaupers! I hope you’re wearing oven-gloves or something, ‘cos today’s top stories are hot, hot, HOT!

Firstly, read about the controversial ad campaign for Eddie Murphy’s latest movie, Meet Dave; and secondly see what Future Amy Winehouse - sent back from the year 2035 - has to say to her Present Day self! WOW! Keep on gauping »

London, England.

The future version of troubled pop-star Amy Winehouse has returned to the present day with a chilling warning for her current counterpart: ‘Quit screwing up your life, bitch, it’s making mine HELL!’

Future Winehouse, who hails from the year 2025, returned to London in 2008 via a rift in the space-time continuum, which occurred in Camden last week. While searching for a way back to her own time, Future Winehouse took some time to talk to gaup, and had some choice words for Present Day Winehouse. Keep on gauping »

Hollywood, USA.

Shockwaves have been sent rippling through the movie industry today, after the new poster for the latest Eddie Murphy film was released.

The poster, for Murphy’s ‘hilarious’ new comedy Meet Dave, has set tongues wagging with its brutally honest synopsis of the movie in question, describing the flick as a ‘piece-of-shit’ and chastising anyone who sees it as ‘fucking retarded.’ Keep on gauping »

Move over, lolcats! Your time as the internet’s preferred fad of choice is over - becasue now the RIPdogs are here!

Beginning life as an angry reaction to the eponymous lolcats in a ranting post over on Digital Sickbag, the RIPdogs have quickly risen to web notoriety, and have already been featured both here and here.

We here at gaup are not ones to pass up the opportunity to hop upon a bandwagon, so we present to you our very own contribution to this latest (and greatest) internet sensation.

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New York, USA.

A hardcore porn parody of the 2006 film ‘The Da Vinci Code’ has proven to be much better than the original, according to movie-goers in New York.

The Hustler remake, cleverly retitled as ‘The Da Vinci Load’, has received glowing reviews from a group of young film-fans who were less than thrilled with the Ron Howard-directed original.

“That movie sucked,” says Mike Spratz, a 24-year old office assistant. “It went on for much too long, and was the pacing was all off. The porno version has a far leaner running-time, and it held my attention throughout. It’s just so much more entertaining.” Keep on gauping »