Scientists working around the clock to find a way to slow the alarming growth in celebrity believe that they had finally found a solution - Popmashing.
As celebrity numbers rise wildly out of control, thanks to the plethora of reality TV shows and the creation of the so-called ‘internet celebrity’, a solution needed to be found before the earth’s supplies of Evian water and diamond-studded mobile phones are exhausted.
Professor Winthrall Cadfish, from the Institute of Celebrity Studies explains. “By our more conservative estimates, by the year 2020 everyone on earth will be famous, which would be a catastrophe worse than nuclear fallout or a meteor hitting the planet. We have been working tirelessly to come up with a solution, and that solution is Popmashing.”
Popmashing is a revolutionary new process where two celebrities are merged into one, using the latest gene-splicing techniques. In the example below, the popular recording artist Lionel Richie has been spliced together with Thundercats star Lion-O, to create LionoRichie:
“With this exciting new technique, we are hoping to halve celebrity numbers before they escalate wildy out of control,” Professor Cadfish says. “Otherwise, we shall be up to our eyeballs in the preening, self-obsessed little buggers, and that would be shit.”
To see other current Popmashes, visit the Popmash website. 
