gaup.
Verb, to gaup (third-person singular simple present gaups, present participle gauppin, simple past and past participle gaupped)
1. To stare, gape. “Dont gaup, man! I don’t care if she has got her knockers out!” - Lord Likely, 1855.
Welcome to gaup, the best thing to happen to the internet since that video of Pamela Anderson sucking Tommy Lee’s dick on a boat.
gaup is a brand-new web-zine, bringing you the very latest in celebrity news and pop culture views, shoving all the gossip you can take through pipes and wires until they are crammed tightly into your unyielding eyeballs.
In a nice way.
I’m Jez Buckets, editor of gaup, celebrity-obsessed journalist and friend to the famous . I have mingled with more stars than you’ve had hot dinners, and I’ve had more hot dinners with stars too.
Plus, I once sat in a Wimpy next to Joe Pasquale.
Yeah, I’m pretty awesome.
Oh, and any pedantic fuckwits who wish to argue as to whether we should have spelt our name ‘gawp’ or ‘gawk’ will be beaten to death with dictionaries. You have been warned.
Enjoy, and keep on gauping!
Cheers.
- Jez Buckets,
editor, gaup.
