AS preparations continue apace for this Sunday’s Academy Awards, gaup has learnt that there will be some significant cutbacks in this year’s ceremony, as Hollywood begins to feel the pinch caused by the economic slowdown.
The traditionally lavish ceremony, well-known for its costly sets, glamourous clothes and expensive goodie-bags, has been scaled back considerably this year, […]

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  The body of the late, great comic actor Peter Sellers is currently tunnelling through the earth and is fast approaching the Earth’s core, scientists warned last night.
Sellers, who starred as Inspector Jaques Clouseau in the original Pink Panther movies, had begun spinning in his grave back in 2006, when Steve Martin took over the […]

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Scientists working around the clock to find a way to slow the alarming growth in celebrity believe that they had finally found a solution - Popmashing.
As celebrity numbers rise wildly out of control, thanks to the plethora of reality TV shows and the creation of the so-called ‘internet celebrity’, a solution needed to be found […]

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One of the scientists working on the so-called ‘Big Bang machine’ has suggested using the device to bring about the very destruction of the world, after he watched Disaster Movie last night.
Professor Jonathan Freedlehummer, 56,  is one of the team at Cern’s Genevan laboratory, which this week saw the first test of the Large Hadron […]

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Soaring fuel prices, economic slowdown and looming recession have all failed to put a dent in the public’s enthusiasm to watch a movie where a man dresses up like a bat, latest reports show.
The movie, about a wealthy businessman who puts on a bat costume and fights crime, has almost made $500 million in ticket […]

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