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   LA: Pop superstar Michael Jackson may or may not be dead, according to reports just in.
 The King of Pop, 50, was rushed to UCLA hospital in Los Angeles, where his condition was described as “either dead, not dead, or somewhere in between”.
 As crowds started to gather outside the hospital, news began to […]

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Scientists working around the clock to find a way to slow the alarming growth in celebrity believe that they had finally found a solution - Popmashing.
As celebrity numbers rise wildly out of control, thanks to the plethora of reality TV shows and the creation of the so-called ‘internet celebrity’, a solution needed to be found […]

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  POP superstar and filthy slattern Madonna is celebrating half a century of sluttiness, as she turns 50 this week.
The star, famous for such hit records as ‘Like A Virgin‘,  ‘Hanky Panky‘ and ‘Erotica‘, will be spending her special day surrounded by friends and family, while resolutely refusing to get her knockers out or writhing […]

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Despite a spate of celebrity deaths so far this year, harvester of souls The Grim Reaper confesses that he still gets star-struck.
“I’ve had to reap quite a few celebrity souls so far this year,” Mr. Reaper told gaup, taking time out of his hectic schedule to talk to us at his luxurious home in Limbo.

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London, England.
The future version of troubled pop-star Amy Winehouse has returned to the present day with a chilling warning for her current counterpart: ‘Quit screwing up your life, bitch, it’s making mine HELL!’
Future Winehouse, who hails from the year 2025, returned to London in 2008 via a rift in the space-time continuum, which occurred […]

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