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LA: Pop superstar Michael Jackson may or may not be dead, according to reports just in.
The King of Pop, 50, was rushed to UCLA hospital in Los Angeles, where his condition was described as “either dead, not dead, or somewhere in between”.
As crowds started to gather outside the hospital, news began to […]
Michael Jackson Dead, Not Dead, Dead, Say Reports.
Oscar Ceremony Hit By Cutbacks
AS preparations continue apace for this Sunday’s Academy Awards, gaup has learnt that there will be some significant cutbacks in this year’s ceremony, as Hollywood begins to feel the pinch caused by the economic slowdown.
The traditionally lavish ceremony, well-known for its costly sets, glamourous clothes and expensive goodie-bags, has been scaled back considerably this year, […]
Sellers’ Corpse Nearing Earth’s Core
The body of the late, great comic actor Peter Sellers is currently tunnelling through the earth and is fast approaching the Earth’s core, scientists warned last night.
Sellers, who starred as Inspector Jaques Clouseau in the original Pink Panther movies, had begun spinning in his grave back in 2006, when Steve Martin took over the […]
‘Popmashing’ Could Halve Celebrity Numbers, Claim Boffins
Scientists working around the clock to find a way to slow the alarming growth in celebrity believe that they had finally found a solution - Popmashing.
As celebrity numbers rise wildly out of control, thanks to the plethora of reality TV shows and the creation of the so-called ‘internet celebrity’, a solution needed to be found […]
Twitter Reveals Celebrities To Be Far Less Interesting Than First Thought
Twitter, the social-networking craze currently sweeping the nerdier parts of the globe, has given ordinary people a tantalising glimpse into the lives of the rich and famous, as more and more celebrities sign up to the site. What it has also done is to reveal just how brain-crushingly dull most of them are.
“I was really […]
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