Scientists working around the clock to find a way to slow the alarming growth in celebrity believe that they had finally found a solution - Popmashing.
As celebrity numbers rise wildly out of control, thanks to the plethora of reality TV shows and the creation of the so-called ‘internet celebrity’, a solution needed to be found […]

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Despite a spate of celebrity deaths so far this year, harvester of souls The Grim Reaper confesses that he still gets star-struck.
“I’ve had to reap quite a few celebrity souls so far this year,” Mr. Reaper told gaup, taking time out of his hectic schedule to talk to us at his luxurious home in Limbo.

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Many enterprising men and women have bravely stood before the terrifying panel on BBC2’s hit series Dragons’ Den, and only a handful have walked away with the investment they needed for their burgeoning businesses.
Everyone else has been left to face the scorn of the Dragons, but none have had to face quite such a roasting […]

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Welcome to worthy gaups, the part of the mag where we tell you what to watch, because we’re much smarter than you and know what’s best for you.
We cover music, movies and TV, and rate them using our special, revolutionary gaup rating mechanism. Basically, the more letters on our logo that are lit up, the […]

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Hollywood, USA
EIGHTIES television superstar Skeletor was arrested last night, as police raided the skinless star’s Hollywood home in a sensational late-night operation.
Police raided Mr. Skeletor’s home after receiving a tip-off from an unnamed source that the actor had been holding ‘loud, raucous parties’ at his house, had become ‘wildy abusive and threatening’ when asked to […]

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